Bigwigs pull the plug on noisy celeb’s campaign

Seems Bodacious Celebrity is hell-bent on milking every ounce of notoriety from a dubious venture.

Wily Bigwigs sensed BC’s nefarious plan to upstage everyone, including major stars, and swiftly pulled the plug on the scheme. They instructed underlings to downplay BC’s existence and hype the true luminaries, instead.